I had just spent the entire night preparing for this killer presentation, and I had just come off of sealing a multimillion dollar deal all because of it. But I was too tired to even celebrate as I got into car and told my driver to take me home.
I don’t know how much later it was when I suddenly woke up to a dangerously rocking vehicle that was pushing 60 mph – I hadn’t even realized that I had fallen asleep, only that we were still a long way from home
ME: Hey, Driver. What is wrong?
DRIVER: Nothing sir.
ME: But why is the car rocking so badly? It feels as though at least two tires are down.
DRIVER: Yes sir, but there’s no problem. Only three of the tires are flat, sir. The last one is still ok!
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January 30, 2012
Hilarious!
January 30, 2012
Shoot the driver; drive yourself. Safer that way!