Morgan Freeman is awesome. He is one of the coolest person on Earth. He may be the coolest person on Earth. With the recent Morgan Death Hoax, it’s time to take a look at this amazing man, and everything he’s done.
1. Morgan Freeman is God.
Twice now, Morgan Freeman has played the all powerful creator of the universe. He convinced Jim Carrey that he couldn’t take on the stress of being God. But guess who can take that stress… MORGAN FREEMAN, that’s who. I mean, He even convinced Steve Carell to build a boat in the middle of Washington D.C. and ram it into the capital building. Morgan Freeman can do whatever he wants.
2. Morgan Freeman got a job working with Batman
That being said, this is also a reason why Batman is the best Superhero ever. Anyway, Morgen Freeman is a technological genius, despite his age. Sure, he’d go to jail for helping Batman, but African Americans would protest, and he’d talk about how all he has to do is “Stay Black and Die.” Wait, does this mean that God works for Batman?
3. Morgan Freeman was an actor for the Electric Company
He played such roles Easy Reader, Count Dracula, a Mad Scientist – he was awesome. Maybe Bruce Wayne liked him as Count Dracula, and that’s how he got his job. I don’t know. Also, this means that Morgan Freeman was cool way before I was born. And who knew that God was an actor for the Electric Company?
4. One of his most memorable lines is “All I have to do is stay black and die!”
Yes Morgan. Stay Black, but know you can never die. You will live forever… in our hearts.
5. Morgan Freeman is nice enough to grill burgers for strangers.
Oh, man, I wish I was there. Morgan Freeman grilling burgers in generals makes him relatable… but grilling for complete strangers makes him kind. And that is why we love you Morgan.