You Know You Shouldn’t Have Bought That Suv When…

1.    You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: you go to the gas station and realize you can buy a gold brick for the price of filling up.

2.    You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: you haveto go every other day to the gas station to fill up.

3.    You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: your car company has a recall on your SUV.

4.    You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when:  you realize that you have way to much space in there.

5.    You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: you have a hard time weaving into and out of traffic.

6.    You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: you back up into the other parked cars.

7.    You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: you have to look everywhere just to drive your SUV.

8.    You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: you wonder if your boat’s dingy, will fit inflated, in the back seat.

9.    You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: you can’t see the little people.

10. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: snow becomes just a slight concern.

11. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: you can fit 10 people into your SUV but only have a family of five.

12. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: people start graffiting your SUV for hogging street parking spots.

13. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: backing out of the driveway becomes a dangerous driving maneuver.

14. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when:  you have to worry about who you haven’t hit yet.

15. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: you need to get a commercial driving license just to drive your SUV.

16. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: you see the first car bill.

17. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: the cars around you can drive faster than you.

18. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: the post office uses your model SUV as the corporate car.

19. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: the post office uses your SUV as an example as to the way compressed natural gas can save the world.

20. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: your wife starts placing bumper stickers on the bumper.

21. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: even semi trucks tail you and you are in the slow lane.

22. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: even sports cars tail you and you are in the slow lane.

23. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: now they are coming out with electric models that would have helped you save gas.

24. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when:  you get a flat tire and have to jack up the SUV.

25. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: you just lost your job.

26. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: your wife comes home and starts the conversation like, “Honey you know that mailbox on the corner?”

27. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: it snows and you have a 2 wheel drive SUV.

28. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: it snows and you can’t get it out of the driveway.

29. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: the local kids scratch their names into the hood paint.

30. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: the top speed is up to your imagination. And you don’t have much of an imagination.

31. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: you can see over other cars at the miles of traffic.

32. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: your dad brags about his new sports car.And asks you how fast your SUV can go.

33. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when:  late at night you can go into the woods and go Off-Roading..

34. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: you go off roading o nthe shoulder of the highway and get pulled over by a cop also in an SUV.

35. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: the price of newer models is cheaper then what you paid.

36. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: you have a hard time climbing into it.

37. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: you get into an accident with a cop car and do more damage to his car then yours.

38. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: your transmission goes one mile past its warranty.

39. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: you get another car to use less gas.

40. You know you shouldn’t have bought that SUV when: you could have bought two cars for the same amount.